gerardcalmyourhands:

my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified

themondaynightwars:

I swear I’m going to be 40 years old and still doing simple addition/subtraction problems by counting my fingers.

themondaynightwars:

There needs to be a scene in Doctor Who where Captain Jack is all over some guy and the Doctor says “Jack, off!” then Jack says “If you say so” and winks.

hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

l-etsgetphysical:

curvyboy:

eat-sleep-fitness:

waystolivehealthier:

twenty2ndyear:

skinny-healthy-confident:

I saw this on twitter last night and thought you guys should see this :)

I love Jenna Marbles.

:)

Jenna Marbles, everybody!!! <3

*Every person

Not just females

Fab

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss